Wow, I feel like I accomplished something

LOL. I just spent the entire night on one website... reading the history of internet memes.
I now feel like I am up to speed on all important internet memes since the beginning of the World Wide Web.

http://www.dipity.com/user/tatercakes/timeline/Internet_Memes

And now I know where GOATSE came from. And where "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten" came from.
And did you know that Bananaphone is a real song?
LOL.
I thoroughly enjoyed myself. I have only moved from my la-z-boy to pee and to smoke. I have always felt left out when people mention those damn things, and I've known about some of them.
After getting filled in on all the memes I went to the WEBBYS site.

www.webbyawards.com. I caught up on all the latest greatest award-winning websites.
Sitting here on my laptop absorbed in pop culture is my alternative to drinking booze. I guess there are way way worse things I could be doing.
One of my roommates brought me a Hershy bar, with Almonds. It tasted really freakin' good, esp. after the Quaker Oatmeal Squares and Vanilla soy milk I had for dinner.
YUM.
I stopped at the thrift store after work today and bought a robe. It's a Hilfiger robe, like new, plaid, with a white terry lining. Three bucks. I love it.
and three books, paperbacks. I am on my last paperback from the huge bag my boss gave me... I started to panic.
I don't have to work tomorrow, but I do have to go to church because I promised my roommate I'd go watch her get baptized. Everyone around here takes their church-going pretty seriously. I don't like the muted personalities in churches around here.
I feel like I'm walking on eggshells in there.
Anyhow, she's going to get dunked in a swimming pool, and it's going to be hot, so I'm not looking forward to it, but her family, who said they were coming down for this, are not going to make it, and I know she's bummed out about it. So, I'll go.
Oh and I found this on the internet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww which for some reason creeped me the fuck out. I was mesmerized.
Then I found the parody : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3_bkQOtcOo
Ah, hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Dood, all your big dog are belong to us.
Tomorrow I think I'll go hiking around Green Mountain after the baptizm. I like it up there. Maybe it will get cool enough.
Gas went up to around four thirty something. Rumors were it was going to go up to six but it didn't. I think that was fear-mongering.
Wait... did I mention I heard from my relatives in Scotland? Edinburgh! Truly the internet haz bean berry berry gud to me.
Relatives in Scotland! And some of them in the Highlands!
Do you think... yeah. I need to get over there, its' a must see thing. Touch the ancestral lands! It's where I harken back to! I must save up to go.
Just gotta keep on keepin' on, plowing away at the job until one day some of these bills will be paid off.
Lonely or not, it doesn't matter, I have something to look forward to: seeing the land that has been calling me since I was a kid. When I hear bagpipes I want to bust out crying. When I see the Scottish Highland Games I want to join in.
My only regret is that I can't go right now.
*back to the internet*
What a great drug this internet is. I wish I'd had it all along. How much better for me than drinking my loneliness away. I love surfing the web.